What Does MILF Mean?

I see the way you are looking at me young man! Now get over here and give my wrinkled ass a firm spanking!

Mike Is Licking Fungus
Some tattle-talers have spread some non-sense that MILF means Mike Is Licking Fungus. Those of us in the know however, know for a fact that it was actually Shane who licked the fungus. Though Mike was biting his toe nails at the time, so it’s not like that loser is off the hook either.
Some MILFs are worth fucking
It is said that Osama Bin Laden wanted a MILF, so that’s why he hid in a cave.
Moro Islamic Liberation Front
Unfortunately for the Philippines, the only MILF’s the natives will encounter would probably behead all of them.
Me? I Live in Florida!
Typically this is the interpretation of the freshmen/women (aka frosh) at Florida State University (aka FSU). Most of these students go on to run for political office (aka work for the devil).
Mother I’d Like as a Friend
This is what a lot parents tell their children. Especially after said children have overheard their mommy scream “OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!” while she is in her bedroom with the paperboy.
More Internal Liquidizing Fun
This is the typical non-typical nerdy thing to say. They enjoy the gurgling sounds from the stomach during digestion. Unfortunately, you have to be fat to hear the gurgling for quite a long time. Fatties.
My Iguana Loves Fettuccine
Contrary to popular belief, this is not a misinterpretation of MILF but a whole new meaning for the term coined by Italian reptilian aficionados.
Minnows I Like to Fish
Not right.
Moment Islam Loved France
Never happened.
Mothers I Like To Bend Over
“Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part. The Face first grows lank and Wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever; so that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old one from a young one.”
~ Benjamin Franklin on MILF booty
McDonald’s Is Like Fucked
This place use to be good, until Colonal Sanders burst in and… wait, woops sorry wrong person!
Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor
Who doesn’t love Disney MILF? Besides everyone?
Mom-to-be I Like to Fondle ya
Guys who are into the Pregnant fetish may well be into the MILF, imagine a hot looking lady but with a 8 months pregnant belly…it starts with the “feel the baby” or the classic tummy rub, then it gets more personal…